Version 1.0. 30 August 2026. $CONGMEOW on Solana.
What this document is. A plain description of what Congressmeow is, how the token is structured and how the presale works. It is a project explainer.
What it is not. It is not a prospectus, an offering memorandum, a registration statement, or a crypto-asset white paper within the meaning of Regulation (EU) 2023/1114 (MiCA). No such document has been filed with or notified to any regulator. Nothing here is an offer of securities or an invitation to invest, and nothing here is financial advice. Read the Risk Disclosure and the Terms before you act on any of it.
Congressmeow ($CONGMEOW) is a parody meme token on Solana built around "Congressmeow", the nickname the internet gave a Philippine congressman after his expulsion from the House. The project takes an existing joke and gives it a ticker.
There is no claim to be more than that. Congressmeow is not building a Layer 2, not disrupting finance, and not solving a problem. It is a collectible participation in an internet joke, with a fixed supply, a published presale schedule, and a treasury address anyone can audit on-chain.
In June 2026 the Philippine House of Representatives expelled a sitting member, only the second time in its history. The internet did not reach for outrage. It reached for a nickname. Within days there were edits, reaction videos and a whole genre of cat-in-a-barong content.
Congressmeow is what happens when that joke gets a ticker. The value proposition, such as it is, is cultural rather than financial: a shared reference, a very serious cat, and a community that got it. Anyone buying for a different reason should read section 10 and then the Risk Disclosure.
It is a fungible SPL token on Solana with a fixed supply and no mint authority after TGE.
It is not equity, debt, a deposit, a fund unit, a share of profits, or a claim on any asset, revenue or person. It carries no dividend, no redemption right and no governance power over anything in the physical world. It is not backed by a reserve. It produces no income.
We make no forecast that the token will hold value, that a market will exist, or that it will be listed anywhere. Prices in this document describe a sale schedule, not a valuation.
| Name | Congressmeow |
|---|---|
| Symbol | $CONGMEOW |
| Blockchain | Solana, SPL Token standard |
| Total supply | 670,000,000 (fixed) |
| Decimals | 9 |
| Mint authority | To be revoked at TGE, making the supply permanently fixed |
| Freeze authority | To be revoked at TGE |
| Contract address | Does not exist yet. Published on the site at TGE. Anything circulating before then is fraudulent. |
Total supply is divided as follows. Percentages are of 670,000,000.
| Allocation | % | Tokens | Treatment |
|---|---|---|---|
| Presale | 3% | 20,100,000 | Sold across five stages; claimable at TGE |
| Liquidity | 25% | 167,500,000 | Paired with raised funds and locked at listing |
| Staking & rewards | 25% | 167,500,000 | Released gradually over roughly 24 months |
| Marketing | 20% | 134,000,000 | Growth, campaigns and partnerships |
| Community & airdrops | 17% | 113,900,000 | Meme contests, NFT holders, community rewards |
| Team | 10% | 67,000,000 | 12-month cliff, then vested |
The presale is deliberately a small slice. Most of the supply sits in liquidity, staking and community rather than being sold. The team allocation is locked for twelve months from TGE before any of it unlocks.
Five stages, 4,020,000 tokens each. Each stage runs for thirty days or until its allocation is taken up, whichever comes first. The price rises at every stage, so the earliest buyers get the lowest entry.
| Stage | Price | Tokens | Stage raise |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | $0.050 | 4,020,000 | $201,000 |
| 2 | $0.100 | 4,020,000 | $402,000 |
| 3 | $0.150 | 4,020,000 | $603,000 |
| 4 | $0.200 | 4,020,000 | $804,000 |
| 5 | $0.250 | 4,020,000 | $1,005,000 |
| Total | — | 20,100,000 | $3,015,000 |
Target listing price is $0.30. That is an intention, not a floor, a promise or a forecast. A higher stage price does not mean the token has become more valuable; it means the sale schedule has advanced.
Minimum purchase is $20 and maximum is $25,000 per transaction. Payment is accepted in SOL, converted at the live market rate at the time of purchase, or in USDC counted as one dollar.
If the site fails after payment, the buyer keeps their transaction signature and can submit it through the recovery form. The payment exists on the blockchain regardless of what the website does.
Funds go to a project-controlled Solana wallet whose address is published on the home page. It is a wallet, not a smart contract. There is no on-chain escrow, no milestone release and no automatic refund.
We would rather state that plainly than let anyone assume otherwise. The practical protection is transparency: every payment into the treasury and every movement out of it is permanently public on Solana and auditable by anyone, at any time, without our cooperation.
Funds raised are intended to be applied approximately as follows:
| Purpose | Share | Detail |
|---|---|---|
| Exchange liquidity | 40% | Paired with the liquidity allocation and locked at listing |
| Marketing & community | 30% | Campaigns, creators, contests, community growth |
| Development & audit | 20% | Token and claim contracts, third-party audit, infrastructure |
| Operations & compliance | 10% | Legal review, hosting, tooling, administration |
This is a statement of intent, not a binding commitment, and it is not enforced by any contract or escrow. Proportions may change as circumstances require.
A Congressmeow NFT collection on Solana is planned for Phase 4. The intended purpose is cultural rather than financial: original artwork extending the parody, held by the people who were there early.
Intended holder benefits, subject to change:
No mint date, supply, price or mechanic is committed. NFTs carry the same warnings as the token: no intrinsic value, no expectation of profit, no guarantee of a market, and the same total-loss risk. If the collection happens, it will be announced only through the official channels.
| Phase | Focus | Items |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Presale live | Website launch; official X, Telegram and TikTok channels; Stage 1 opens at $0.05; meme campaign |
| 2 | Token & audit | SPL token minted; claim contract written and audited; audit published in full; liquidity prepared |
| 3 | TGE & listing | Token Generation Event; buyers claim; liquidity locked on Raydium; DexScreener and DEXTools listings |
| 4 | NFTs & staking | Congressmeow NFT collection; holder perks including staking boost and airdrop priority; staking portal; CEX listings; community treasury |
Roadmap items are goals, not commitments, and carry no dates. They may be reordered, delayed or abandoned. Nothing here should be relied upon as a promise of delivery.
We will never message you first, never ask for a seed phrase or private key, and never post a payment address in a chat, comment or DM. The only valid address is the one on the official site.
Meme tokens are among the most speculative assets that exist, and total loss is a realistic outcome rather than a remote one. You are also paying now for a token that does not yet exist, to be delivered at a TGE with no committed date, into a treasury that is a wallet rather than an escrow.
Those risks and others, including custody, irreversibility, regulatory, liquidity, concentration, technology, impersonation and key-person risk, are set out in full in the Risk Disclosure Statement. Read it before you buy. Only ever commit money you can afford to lose completely.
Congressmeow is an independent work of parody and satire. It is not created by, endorsed by, affiliated with or connected to Kiko Barzaga, the Barzaga family, the House of Representatives of the Philippines, or any government body.
The Project holds no licence or registration in any jurisdiction. The token is not offered to persons in the United States, the United Kingdom, the European Economic Area, Canada, China, Singapore, South Korea, any comprehensively sanctioned territory, or any jurisdiction where the offer would require an authorisation the Project does not hold. See the Terms for the full list and the reasoning.
Official channels only, linked in the footer of the site: X, Telegram and TikTok. Any other account, group or website claiming to represent Congressmeow is not us.